Despite all the scaremongering about sexual video games, it's a safe bet that - outside the offices of our elected officials - most of us have never seen a game with overt sexual content. Mainstream games just don't have boobs as a rule, but sometimes... Sometimes you get lucky!
At NFG games, we love boobs. We love 'em so much that when we see 'em in games, we remember them. We rememeber and, years later, we set out to collect them all, and we offer them here for your enjoyment.
Collecting these images was far harder than you might have thought, and in spite of our best efforts, we haven't yet reached 52 examples for this year. If you know of some, please let us know! Now, on with the show!
At NFG games, we love boobs. We love 'em so much that when we see 'em in games, we remember them. We rememeber and, years later, we set out to collect them all, and we offer them here for your enjoyment.
Collecting these images was far harder than you might have thought, and in spite of our best efforts, we haven't yet reached 52 examples for this year. If you know of some, please let us know! Now, on with the show!
Taito's Command War
There wasn't much to see in Taito's unreleased prototype arcade game Command War. Even the cleavage wasn't particularly special, but hey, it's unreleased, right? So it's special.
Yukekobo's Blazing Star
Blazing Star was a score-attack shooter from Yumekobo. The game itself is an awkard mix of pre-rendered crap and hand-drawn pixel fabulousness, but the intro is all gold. I mean, a space shooter with cleavage! How can you go wrong?
Allumer's Blandia
This completely unremarkable arcade fighter was released in 1992 by Allumer, a completely unremarkable game developer. The graphics were boring, the game was weak, and except for the title-page boobies, it does not really merit remembering.
Razorsoft's Stormlord - part 1
Back in the day it was not uncommon for 16-bit consoles to get ports of 16-bit computer games. The Amiga computer was an especially popular source, as the low cost of entry and similar architecture made it easy for artists and programmers to prove their skills. Hewson's Amiga hit Stormlord was ported to the MegaDrive / Genesis by Razorsoft, but on the way all the fairies in the game somehow ended up clothed.
Naughty Dog's Rings of Power
Back in the 16-bit days every game for release on a console had to pass a stringent quality inspection. Everything was scrutinized before being allowed to enter production, presumably to prevent things just like this. Naughty Dog was a developer that managed to sneak a topless chick past Sega's quality control team. The MegaDrive / Genesis game Rings of Power would, if you punched in a code during the startup logo, show the Naughty Dog girl without her shirt.
