Neography 2.o  -

Today I was in an electronics store where they sold phones with cameras in 'em. I wanted to sample the image quality so I took the memory card from my phone, shoved it into the functional demo phones, and made a few snaps. And then realized they were stuffed full of pics people had taken of themselves and their friends. So I copied them all to my phone, and now please say hi to these fine folks!

While you're there, check out the images of people from these Dreamcast DreamEye cameras.

I swear this actually happened. Every word is true!!

My doorbell ceased to function a few days ago. I only noticed 'cause, as a complete fluke, I happened to be on my way out the door when a delivery arrived. The first time I watched the guy through the window as he filled out two forms, put 'em in my mailbox, and left. I was furious, how dare he not even try to ring the bell before leaving his detritus in my box? The next time it happened the guy knocked as a last resort, and I answered it, and tried the bell. "It doesn't work," he said, or words to that effect. "Well I need to pull pins out of your comrade's voodoo doll then!" was my unspoken response. (There's More!)