I won't be trusting those lies. I've tried *nix, and here's what I've decided:
Windows works and is great until it breaks, at which point it's evil incarnate.
Unix never ever works until you've waded through four thousand inconsistant and out of date man files, sorted a hunded config files, and learned to compile, grep, make, grok and self-flagellate.
So one works until it breaks, one takes longer to config than I expect to be alive to use it.